Heading Yeast

Wayne Rooney is heading yeast to make a new fortune - by helping relaunch Hovis loaves. The Manchester United ace, is set to pick up £150,000 appearing in autumn TV adverts for the famous bread brand.
So, we were asking what would be your pun for this story?
dough dough dough dough dough dough yes (as in the vicar of dibley) from DOSS IN MOLD
Rooney uses his loaf 2 make a crust . jonesie on way southport
Crumbs. Wayne gets a slice of the action. DOH! Ian tordoff of crosby.
Rooney is a loaf-er aidan manchester
Rooney uses his loaf and gets a slice of the action gaz blackpool
Rooney gets a bread card!
Hovis help rooney earn a crust ian in stretford
Oh crumbs. Wayne uses his loaf Paul from Newhey
Rooneys rising dough Gary sanders from wallasey
Talking of puns were also discussing the Liverpool fans new song for Robbie Keane
He's quick, he's red, he talks like Father Ted...Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane!
The Golden Hour was 1977 and 1998
